Panda Pimp

Can you put the hottest celeb with small boobs and the hottest celeb with gigantic boobs on a cover of a magazine and tell wardrobe their services won't be required? Yes you can. And on a related note my head just exploded....Ouch.

After a reported story that she wants to be in Playboy so she could get movie roles, I'm confused. Not confused about Jennifer Love Hewitt being in Playboy because this is B.S. and I'm not that lucky and it would probably make me rethink the existence of God. No, what I'm confused about is why there isn't a group of Stanford scientists working on the correlation between Playboy and better movie roles. Stanford sucks! Wait I just alienated Stanford from my blog. I love Stanford. John Elway went to Stanford right? Who doesn't love John Elway? Not me. And assuming someone who went to Stanford has a brain, they love looking at Love in a bikini top.

"Reunion" is number eight in failed Chyler Leigh TV shows. Wierd thing is she's only 23, so by the time she reaches 30 she could have twenty shows nobody has ever seen. Bet you can't name all of her failed shows without looking it up.