Panda Pimp

After a reported story that she wants to be in Playboy so she could get movie roles, I'm confused. Not confused about Jennifer Love Hewitt being in Playboy because this is B.S. and I'm not that lucky and it would probably make me rethink the existence of God. No, what I'm confused about is why there isn't a group of Stanford scientists working on the correlation between Playboy and better movie roles. Stanford sucks! Wait I just alienated Stanford from my blog. I love Stanford. John Elway went to Stanford right? Who doesn't love John Elway? Not me. And assuming someone who went to Stanford has a brain, they love looking at Love in a bikini top.